CASE FILE

File: THE HIT LIST Division: Pest Operations Status: ACTIVE

CONFIDENTIAL

Subject: Ongoing elimination of hostile pest activity in residential and commercial zones.

Ant gang running wild in the kitchen. Roach cartel hiding under the sink. Wasp crew taking shots on the porch. On paper, they look small. In reality, they’re a problem.

They should’ve known better.

We don’t come knockin’. We come hunting.
Steady hands. Sure shots. No second chances.

We’re not just exterminators. We’re executioners.
Once a pest lands on The Hit List… it’s finished.

Active Contracts

CONTRACT: SINGLE HIT

🧨 Single Hit

One visit. One mission. No loose ends. Ideal for sudden sightings and “I just saw one bug but it was way too comfortable” situations.

Target: Isolated infestations
Method: Fast response, full sweep
Objective: Immediate extermination

CONTRACT: WACKED

🕶️ Wacked (Quarterly Plan)

Four strategic hits a year to keep your property clean of the usual suspects. Bugs don’t get a chance to regroup.

Target: Recurring pest activity
Method: Scheduled preventative strikes
Objective: Long-term control & stability

CONTRACT: SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES

🐟 Sleeping With the Fishes

Full protection package. Loyal, relentless, and personal. Once you’re in with us, your pests are out—permanently.

Target: High-risk properties, long-term coverage
Method: Quarterly service + priority callouts
Objective: Zero-tolerance pest environment

(903) 993-6503

Hours: Monday-Friday 8am-6pm

🎯The Hit List

Welcome to The Hit List.
Where pests get put down like the varmints they are.

Got an ant gang runnin’ wild in your kitchen? Roach cartel layin’ low under your sink? Wasp posse takin’ shots out on the porch?

That’s cute.
They should’ve known better.

We don’t come knockin’. We come huntin’.
Slow hand, sure shot, no mercy.

We ain’t exterminators. We’re executioners.
And once you’re on the list… you’re done.

Choose from our most effective Services:

🧨 Single Hit

One visit. One mission. No loose ends.
Perfect for “I only saw one bug… but it looked suspicious” situations.
Fast, clean, and handled with absolute finality.

🕶️ Wacked

Four strategic hits a year.
Keeps your home or business steps ahead of the infestation families.
The bugs won’t even know we were there… but they’ll sure be gone.

🐟 Sleeping with the Fishes

Our full-protection, long-term loyalty plan.
Quarterly visits, priority callouts, and relentless follow-through.
Once you join the family, your pests disappear — permanently.