Welcome to The Hit List.
Where pests get put down like the varmints they are.

Got an ant gang runnin’ wild in your kitchen? Roach cartel layin’ low under your sink? Wasp posse takin’ shots out on the porch?

That’s cute.
They should’ve known better.

We don’t come knockin’. We come huntin’.
Slow hand, sure shot, no mercy.

We ain’t exterminators. We’re executioners.
And once you’re on the list… you’re done.

Choose from our most effective Services:

🧨 Single Hit

Just one job. Quick, clean, and no loose ends. Perfect for those "I just saw one bug but it was wearing a suit" moments. One visit, total extermination—no questions asked.

🕶️ Wacked

Our quarterly protection plan. Four strategic visits a year to keep your property clean of the usual suspects. Bugs won’t know what hit ‘em. Ideal for those who want to stay a few steps ahead of the infestation family.

🐟 Sleeping with the Fishes

The full protection package—long-term, loyal, relentless. Includes quarterly service, emergency callouts, and the kind of pest control loyalty money can buy. Because once you're in with us, your pests are out… permanently.